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Hey there, Captain Real Estate.
What you doing?
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Oh, more lame busywork your mom gave me.
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It's just a bunch of legal papers
full of Latin.
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It's like you gotta be
from Latin America to understand this.
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Why don't you tell her you already did it?
And then we can make out.
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- [Van] Oh.
- Hmm?
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Oh, stop it.
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Oh, stop it some more.
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♪ Bow-chicka-bow-bow ♪
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Hey, guys, come here.
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You gotta see this.
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[snoring]
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Check it out.
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I can see the thing in the back
of his throat up and down.
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Wow, passed out at 4:00 in the afternoon.
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Next thing you know,
he's gonna be wearing elastic pants.
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Poor guy.
He hasn't been sleepin'.
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Barbra Jean's taking him
to a sleep doctor.
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- Let's put his hand in warm water.
- Jake, no.
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Jake,
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that's childish.
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We'll write on his forehead.
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Hey, Mr. H.
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Van was gonna draw on you.
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Yeah, but in my defense, I was bored.
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So it's like...
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[Brock] Oh.
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Well, at least you were only gonna
write on my forehead.
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Barbra Jean put my hand in warm water.
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[door opens]
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, Mom,
I thought you were at a big meeting.
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Oh, it got pushed back.
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Van, how's the proofin' goin'?
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Oh, great.
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Same mistakes that weren't there before
aren't there again.
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I better double-check.
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No, Mrs. H,
you're checking on me all the time.
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I don't check on you all the time.
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Right.
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'Cause that would be silly.
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But I want equality.
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You're not gonna burn
your bra, are you, Van?
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[laughing]
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One, two, three and sleep.
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Mrs. H, I want you to give me
some important stuff.
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I wanna go to the meeting with you.
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Van, you are doin' important stuff.
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You're learning.
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Let me put it to you this way.
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I'm the mama lion,
and you're the baby cub.
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I can't send you off to hunt buffalo
if you're not ready.
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So here's your "to-do" list,
you cute little kitty.
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But, Mrs. H, this stuff has nothin'
to do with real estate.
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Well, you're supposed to learn to do
what you're told without arguing.
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You don't do that, Ma.
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[laughs]
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That's because I'm the mama lion.
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So pipe down, little stray goat.
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Van, we have a problem.
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The boss asked me today
if everything was all right between us.
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He said that some people
were complaining about our bickering.
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We wouldn't be bickering
if I felt like I was being respected.
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That's exactly how I felt
when I was with her.
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[laughs]
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One, two, three and leave.
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Hey, look, why don't you guys
do some stuff together,
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like pick out the photos
for your new flyers?
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- Oh, we're not gonna do another flyer.
- Why not?
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Well, because, Van,
when you do your charming smile,
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it's a little...
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frightening.
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What?
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My charming smile is not frightening.
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It's warm and inviting.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey, hey.
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Beck.
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Whoa!
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You are having a sleep problem.
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Bags under your eyes, the puffiness.
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It's a good thing your daughter
brought you in when she did.
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She's my wife.
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I know. I'm kidding.
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I treat sleep disorders
with a sense of humor.
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It's a boring line of work
and all I can do not to take my own life.
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I'm just grateful I'm not a dentist.
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I happen to be a dentist--
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Ah, once again, humor.
I read your chart.
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Oh.
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That's good.
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So tell me how this all started.
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{\an8}Okay, about three months ago, Barbra Jean
won this hamster at the school fair.
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{\an8}Yeah, I was the only one who knew
how many jelly beans were in the jar.
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{\an8}I don't know how I do it.
It's just a gift.
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{\an8}Anyway, I named the hamster Elton
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{\an8}because he looked like Elton John's hair.
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{\an8}Yeah, so anyway,
we kept Elton in the bedroom, right?
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{\an8}[chuckles] It's just what you want.
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{\an8}Every classy bedroom has a small rodent
spinning around in a wheel,
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{\an8}an incredibly noisy wheel.
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Well, I think I have your solution.
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Get rid of the hamster.
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We take all major credit cards.
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{\an8}We got rid of the hamster.
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{\an8}Yeah, yeah, Elton has his own room now--
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{\an8}way on the other side of the house,
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{\an8}where if something were to happen,
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{\an8}nobody could hear him scream.
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{\an8}He's a rodent.
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{\an8}He doesn't scream.
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And he shouldn't be wearing sequins.
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Anyway...
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I still have trouble sleeping.
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Okay, well, look, in situations like this,
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I usually like to come to your house
and watch you sleep.
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Unfortunately, I'm wearing
an ankle bracelet
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and cannot leave the premises.
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Once again, humor.
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Oh. [laughs]
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So, yeah, I'm gonna give you
this video camera,
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and I want you guys to record
yourselves sleeping.
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Well, fortunately our bedroom's
already set up for the taping.
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Humor.
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Yeah, not so much.
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Hey, Mrs. H.
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If I get done with all the filing
you gave me,
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can I go to the brokers' open?
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Oh, Van, I don't think
you've had time to finish--
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Done!
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- What?
- I finished the filing.
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You do realize it has to be alphabetical.
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Yes.
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Okay, quick.
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What comes between, "G," and "I"?
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Trick question. Nothin'.
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Wrong.
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♪ A, B, C, D E, F, G, H ♪
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"H." "H."
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Look, if you got it done that fast,
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you probably did it sloppy
and made mistakes.
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I want you to refile them.
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Oh, come on, Mrs. H.
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I'm not a child.
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Mr. MacKenzie.
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Mrs. H won't let me go
to the brokers' open...
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and I finished all the filing
she gave me and everything.
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Reba, is this true?
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Yes.
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Because there's plenty of work for him
to do here that he's more suited for.
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I can't believe you went over my head.
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Mr. MacKenzie, she's saying
I went over her head.
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- If you do that one more time--
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Okay, okay. Stop.
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- It's her fault. I finished my files.
- I told you--
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Please. Please.
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[Reba, Van arguing]
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Getting headache.
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Knock it off.
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Now, do you want both of us
to knock it off or just her?
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All right, now look.
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People are complaining.
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I've asked a therapist to come in.
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I want you both to talk with him tomorrow.
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- [Reba, Van] Therapy?
- Yes, therapy.
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You'll go in, you'll talk it out.
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Maybe I can get this little vein
to go back into my forehead.
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Oh, with all due respect, sir,
we don't need therapy.
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Let me put this another way.
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You'll go see this guy,
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or...
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you can both look for another job.
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Well, if she's not gonna be here--
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Got it?
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Yes, sir.
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Good. Thank you.
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- Now see what you've done?
- Your fault.
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- It was your fault.
- It was not.
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- It was too. It was all your fault.
- Was not. Was not.
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- Oh, shut up.
- I don't wanna shut up.
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I can still hear you!
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- It's his fault.
- Her fault.
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What are you doin'?
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I'm arranging my emotions...
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alphabetically.
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Forget it.
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Look, I am very busy,
so whatever this guy has to say,
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let's just go along with it
so we can get out of here.
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But I have issues.
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[clears throat]
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Van, please.
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I am not in the mood.
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Very closed off.
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- Hello. You two must be Reba and Van.
- Hello.
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How do you do? I'm David.
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Merry Christmas, Dave.
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And a merry Christmas to you,
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but my name is David.
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My name is not Dave.
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I don't know why people think
they can call me Dave.
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Even here I said,
"Hello, my name is David,"
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and yet you call me Dave.
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Please.
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My name is David.
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Okay.
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I've been going over your files,
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and I've read that you have been
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- bickering a lot lately.
- Uh-huh.
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Let's talk about that.
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Well, I don't know
if you'd call it bickering.
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It's just that we just, we disagree.
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Yeah, we disagree.
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For instance, I would call it bickering.
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- It's not bickering.
- It is bickering.
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- Is not.
- Is too.
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- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Just take this one at a time.
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- Okay, well, I'll go first.
- I'll go first.
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- Van, why don't you go first?
- Thank you.
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Now, when it comes to working with Reba,
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how do you feel?
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Well...
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I feel...
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intimidated.
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I feel
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undervalued.
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I fee...
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I-I feel, uh...
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[clears throat] Bad.
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You had to write down that you feel bad?
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Reba, please.
Go on, Van.
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I feel that no matter what I do,
I can't get any respect from her.
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- Respect?
- Uh, uh. Reba.
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And, and, and I feel
like I've done very well,
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and I'm grateful she gave me
the job and all, but--
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-"Gave me"--
- Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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But I want a chance to shine too.
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But I can't because she gives me
all the meaningless boring stuff,
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and keeps all the really cool stuff
for herself, like the flyers.
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Okay, I gotta talk now.
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Okay, okay, Reba.
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All right. Very good, Van.
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You hear that, Van?
Good job.
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Okay, first of all,
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all the stuff that Van sees as meaningless
is really very important.
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- Oh.
- And as for the flyers--
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Van, I had to make an executive decision,
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because your smile is very frightening.
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- It is not frightening.
- Yes, it is.
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Is this frightening to you?
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Look, Van, I'm not here
to judge your smi-- [yelping]
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- Huh?
- Okay. All right.
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Oh, no.
Hey, hey. Okay.
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All right. Oy.
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And I just feel,
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because I married her daughter
and I live at their house--
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[stammering] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You're her son-in-law?
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And you live and work with her?
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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I got Cheyenne pregnant at 17,
and my parents disowned me,
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so where else was I supposed to go?
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Well, I'm smelling an article
in Psychology Today.
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Whoa.
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All right, look,
the two of you clearly have trust issues.
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And I mean, who could blame you?
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So here's what we're gonna do.
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This afternoon,
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I want the two of you to switch tasks.
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- What?
- Yes!
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- Victory. I win therapy.
- All right.
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All right, Van. Van.
This isn't helping.
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But I have a full schedule
full of very important things.
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This is not a victory for Van.
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This is just an exercise
in trust and compassion.
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"Exercise in trust?"
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Trust me. He's an idiot.
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Reba, relax.
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Okay?
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You go out this afternoon,
you come back tomorrow,
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and we'll talk about this.
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It's gonna go a long way
to fixing your problems.
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All right?
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Now good luck.
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[door opens]
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Well...
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[door closes]
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Switchin' roles.
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Interesting.
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So I get to be irritable and hotheaded.
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And I get to mess things up...
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and be a big pain in the butt.
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You know, that's just mean.
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I'm gonna tell Dave.
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For the last time, it's David.
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Do I call you "Va," huh?
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Va, huh? Huh?
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Va? Got it, Va?
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Good luck.
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He needs therapy.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
I was just finishing going over the tape.
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Oh, can we get on with it?
I am exhausted.
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Brock had another bad night.
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Yeah, and I think I know why.
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Okay, first off,
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do you always wear that to bed, Mrs. Hart?
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[laughs]
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- Oh, that old thing? I just threw it on.
- [Brock scoffs]
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But thank you, Doctor.
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[clears throat]
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Dear Lord,
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please bless Henry,
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and Brock and Reba,
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and Dr. Beck...
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and all the poor people
in the whole world...
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and all the people in jail.
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- Yeah, this goes on for quite a while.
- [on tape] Pray for--
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[fast-forwarding, voice squealing]
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Now, you see how I keep
my head down there, Doc?
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Do you play golf?
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No. Give me my remote.
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Okay, let's get to the sleep.
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[squealing voice continues]
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Okay, so here we've achieved
rapid eye movement,
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or as we call it, the REM state.
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Breathing is regular.
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Brock is drooling.
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All is well.
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Until...
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- [smacks]
- Hello.
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Huh.
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That's funny.
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Yeah, I bet that's how I got this bruise.
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But, wait, there's more.
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[smacks]
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[smacks]
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- [kicks]
- [grunts]
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[thudding]
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Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Hey, the girls in the office
love this next part.
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[smacking continuously]
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[kicks]
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[smacking and kicking continues]
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You know what would be funny during this?
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Cartoon music.
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[smacking and kicking continues]
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[thudding]
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- Oh, honey.
- [shudders] Don't touch me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,851
You know, I don't know
why this could be happening.
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It's called sleep rage.
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Seriously, Doctor,
why's she doing this to me?
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Well, she must have
some hidden resentment,
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something her conscious mind
won't let her express.
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Oh, no.
No, I love Brock.
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00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,029
Well, on the tape,
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between blows, it sounded
like you were saying something.
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So, we isolated the audio
and increased the volume,
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and this is what we heard.
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Elton.
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[smacks]
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- Elton.
- [smacks]
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Elton.
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- [kicks]
- [grunts]
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[thudding]
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00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,681
Elton?
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My hamster?
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Are you kidding me?
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She's beating me in my sleep
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- because of a stupid hamster?
- Don't you call--
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- Ow!
- Oh, my God!
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00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:25,067
Oh, my love for my hamster
has turned me into a monster.
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00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,485
So, there it is.
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She's beating you in her sleep...
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because she's mad at you.
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That's it?
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00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,831
Again, we take all major credit cards.
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00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,835
Well, Doctor, what are we
supposed to do about it?
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00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,169
Oh, this isn't a sleep issue.
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00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,921
There's a marriage counselor
across the hall.
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Well, the first thing I'm gonna tell
that marriage counselor...
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is how my big, strong man
can take a punch.
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Ow.
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00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,697
And as you can see,
we have a lovely wood-burning fireplace.
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Great for stretching.
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00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,493
[sighs]
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00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,995
- Huh?
- Thank you, Mr. Montgomery.
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00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,538
I'll take over from here.
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00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,338
Hi, I'm Reba Hart.
I'm the Realtor for this property.
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00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,758
Cheater. I'm gonna tell Dave-id.
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00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,137
I don't care.
And you're blowin' it.
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00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,222
First of all,
there's a big truck out front.
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00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,849
You're ruining your open house.
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00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,435
- Excuse us. She's in therapy.
- I'm not--
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00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,936
Mrs. H, what are you doing here?
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00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,313
I was supposed to handle this.
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00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,273
I won therapy fair and square.
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00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,901
Look, Van, I'm sorry you're having issues,
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but this is a business,
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00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,695
and I don't have time to play silly games
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00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,655
when I'm responsible
for this client's home.
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00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,783
For your information,
these buyers are really interested.
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00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,451
They've been checking out
the house for over an hour.
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00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,286
Hey, we'll be right there. Sorry.
418
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,956
Well, then you should be even more happy
that I'm here to help you.
419
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,834
But I don't need your help.
420
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,419
I need you to back off.
421
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,588
I've been nothin'
but responsible from day one.
422
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,590
Really? How about getting
my daughter pregnant?
423
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,716
I already did!
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00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,428
Oh. I-I...
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00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,680
- I see what you mean.
- Good.
426
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,017
Because you're young, you make mistakes.
427
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,898
Yeah, but I correct them.
I married Cheyenne, didn't I?
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00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,983
I've been a great father
and a great husband.
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00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:33,070
Yes, Van, you are,
in part because I was helping you.
430
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,530
I was watching you.
431
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,989
But I don't need you watching me.
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00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,951
Mrs. H, I'm not that kid
that moved in four years ago.
433
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,786
I'm a little bit more on the ball.
434
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,872
Van, this is different.
We're starting a new business.
435
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,960
We can't afford any screwups.
436
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,587
Our reputation is everything.
437
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,215
We can't afford to let
anything get past us.
438
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,138
But why do you think
that I'm gonna screw up?
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00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,722
Because you're new.
440
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,892
There are so many tricks in the business
that you haven't learned yet.
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00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,686
I'm the experienced one,
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00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,438
so the buck stops here.
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00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,816
- Okay?
- Okay.
444
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,204
Good luck with your open house, Van.
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00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,426
[squeaking]
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00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,649
[squeaking continues]
447
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,174
[squeaking stops]
448
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,593
[toilet flushes]
449
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,032
Ow!
450
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,088
[closing theme music playing]
451
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,076
{\an8}Acme! [coughing]